Ever Wonder????

Date: 5/22/2006

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows,

you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and

dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money

called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic

called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments

when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?



Sincerely,

Chris & Dan

Wonderful Co-Publishers



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