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You Know You Are Getting Older When...

Date: 10/21/2005

Part 3 of 3

You join a health club and you don't go.

You know all the answers,

but nobody asks the questions.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You need glasses to find your glasses.

You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

You sit in a rocking chair

and you can't get it going.

You sink your teeth in a steak

and they stay there.


Chris & Dan

Humorous Co-Publishers

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