You Know You Are Getting Older When...
Part 3 of 3
You join a health club and you don't go.
You know all the answers,
but nobody asks the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair
and you can't get it going.
You sink your teeth in a steak
and they stay there.
Chris & Dan
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