You Know You Are Getting Older When...

Date: 10/21/2005

Part 3 of 3



You join a health club and you don't go.



You know all the answers,

but nobody asks the questions.



You look forward to a dull evening.



You need glasses to find your glasses.



You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.



You sit in a rocking chair

and you can't get it going.



You sink your teeth in a steak

and they stay there.



Sincerely,

Chris & Dan

Humorous Co-Publishers



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