You Know You're Getting Older When...
Date: 10/11/2005
Part 1 of 3Everything hurts and what
doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eye is from
the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night before
and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You get winded playing cards.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
Sincerely,
Chris & Dan
Energetic Co-Publishers
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