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You Know You're Getting Older When...

Date: 10/11/2005

Part 1 of 3

Everything hurts and what

doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

The gleam in your eye is from

the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like the night before

and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

You get winded playing cards.

Your children begin to look middle aged.


Chris & Dan

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